Tour De Felon

Apparently French prisoners are going to be participating in a bike tour of France to develop skills that will help them on the outside. Since it's probably the closest I'd ever get to riding in the real Tour, I may have to go to France, commit a crime and hope I get picked for the team.

I foresee no issues with this event. The prisoners will be on their best behaviour and will not try to ride away from the guards on bikes.

I think it is going to take them forever to make their way around France--the distance seems rather ambitious. I highly doubt the guards will get them on regimented doping programs, so be prepared for passed out prisoners scattered over the highways of France.